The President's car has received a number of updates this season, mostly aimed at increasing the offensive capabilities of the vehicle. A pair of Raiders on the rear give the desired mismatch, sure to put most people off right away. Even the charitable will struggle with the junkyard panel fit and finish, and a quick glimpse through the windshield will reveal only some Ozzy tapes and nacho boxes recognizable among the ruins. The President would like to express his continued enthusiasm for Operation Subvert Conventional Urban Mediocrity and urges all available agents to put together S.C.U.M. cars of their own.
Only listens to Nazareth, high top runners, still living in mom's basement, working at the gas station, hobbies include bong hits and doing killer donuts.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget "wearing sweats in public" and "starting sentences with 'fuckin'".
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