Range Road 210, Alberta: Cold War Motors has high hopes for this year's racing effort, highlighted on Saturday when the new AMC Concord wowed the crowd at the 2010 John's House Invitational Concours d'Elegance / Demo Derby and Barbeque.
Driven by the President himself, the Concord distinguished itself with impeccable handling, good low-end torque, and a robust good nature before getting the shit kicked out of it by the evil tobacco-funded John Player Special Oldsmobile Cutlass Calais Team, among others.
The three-car CWMC juggernaut was slashed to just one survivor by the end of the first day of racing, with the Chrysler Superbird Commemorative Richard Petty Edition Intrepid and the ultra-quick Dodge Mister "T" A-Team Caravan reduced to smoking rubble, despite the heroic efforts of the entire division.
The President has authorized a $83.46 bailout package for the Racing Division, and is said to be "gravely concerned" about kicking ass in the next championship round.
