CWMC Headquarters, AB: Attention all Agents: the competition for best 1972 Chrysler in the Ardrossan area just got a bit tougher. 100% tougher, actually, with the entry of a second 1972 Chrysler 4-door hardtop in the annual beauty contest, which, truth be known, had lately become a bit of a walk-through for the President. Faced with an unprecedented defeat on home turf, the President was spotted trying to scrub some of the bird shit 
and dead entomology from the body of his car, even scooping the roach ends, Colt 45 cans, and dog treats out of the interior in a brave attempt at concours-level tidiness. When he saw the fantastic, faded-out factory pinstripes adorning the competition's New Yorker, the President flew into a jealous rage and threatened to boycott next year's meet unless taxi-spec Newports were judged in a separate class, with bonus points for "most original grime" and " best use of awful truck seat covers".
and dead entomology from the body of his car, even scooping the roach ends, Colt 45 cans, and dog treats out of the interior in a brave attempt at concours-level tidiness. When he saw the fantastic, faded-out factory pinstripes adorning the competition's New Yorker, the President flew into a jealous rage and threatened to boycott next year's meet unless taxi-spec Newports were judged in a separate class, with bonus points for "most original grime" and " best use of awful truck seat covers".
Well it was a sad day for the port to be thrashed on home turf. But surely your Fury will take on all comers in the CWM 1972 all Plymouth invitational.
ReplyDeleteThe President wishes to invite everyone to the first annual Don't-Even-Think-of-Bringing-a-Better-One-than-Me-1972-Plymouth-Fury-Not Invitational-Concours d'Elephants next month.
ReplyDeleteFeel free to bring your worse examples of 1972 Fury automobiles, however unlikely it would seem that any worse examples would be actually capable of making it to a show.
Ya but it has strato-vent.
ReplyDeleteA Chrysler is a type of Peugeot right?
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