CWMC Presidential Mansion, AB: Despite repeated entreaties by the country's leading environmentalists to curtail the reckless abuse of our nations resources, another nuclear-class highway gunboat is joining the already politically suicidal CWMC Presidential Fleet.
The President, wholly unrepentant and seemingly even more oblivious than usual to the mass of placard-waving hippies camped permanently outside the gates, contented himself to peruse the finer points of the owner's manual and thereby master the operation of the state-of-the-art 8-track Stereo with AM radio.
When asked why a fourth 12 mpg big-block C-Body Chrysler was necessary to transport someone known to only leave the compound under protest (or to procure intoxicants), the President responded that "fender skirts are awesome" and reiterated his request that David Suzuki stop throwing greasy pelicans at the car every time he is in town.
I want to throw a mickey of whisky at it. Not in an anger way, in a love way.
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