CWMC Headquarters, Ab: Agents are invited to speculate as to the possible identity of the strange "Mystery Car" that has recently been spotted at the CWMC top-secret long term storage bunker in Ardrossan.
"It appears as though we may have stumbled upon a rare early prototype Saab Sonnet III!" the President was quoted as saying, but it was later generally agreed that this was most likely a combination of wishful thinking and too much bordeaux.
Agent 355 hazarded that it might be a long lost Panhard "Coupe-de-Gaulle" from the Paris Expo d'Auto '63, but again he conceded quickly that he was "really just here for the beer" and wouldn't be pressed to comment further.
Some agents proposed that the rudimentary unibody must have Eastern-Bloc origins, while others have placed their bets on Brazil.
The engineless shell guards its secret.
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