Near Ardrossan, Ab: The President's car was tuned this week for the first time since the Reagan administration. As the President is only interested in what cars look like, CWMC is critically under-equipped to deal with things like making cars run properly by installing electronic ignition.Agent 1080, proprietor of Fury Dave's All Fury Service and Fury Parts Inc, was rumored to be in possesion of an elusive point-gapping device, as well as vacuum guages, timing light, a flat screwdriver, and other bits of equipment of virtually no interest to the President, who sulked over a G&T and concentrated on putting some fresh roach burns in 1080's new Cummins for the duration of the project.
After a couple of false starts, including hooking the meter up backwards and not hooking up the meter at all, a suitable reading was eventually obtained on each device, and indeed the poly-head 318 was running substantially less poorly than it had in many years. New plug wires were installed until the President saw they were blue, so a second set is being sourced. Nevertheless, operation "Get This Goddamn Dodge to Run" is being treated as a success.
Agent 1080 here....aka Fury Dave
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"Fury Dave's All Fury Service and Fury Parts Inc" also specialize in Chrysler Lean Burn Systems and EGR Delay timer Repair and Service.
All Corinthian leather customers get a 15% discount on our famous "Charcoal canister spring tune up package" valid until 05/30/10
Also we now stock 12 packs of Ballast Resistors in an easy to store glove box package. *limit 3 per leanburn user*
The President wishes to express his continued support for "whatever the hell agent 1080 is talking about", and asks to be notified through this publication when FDAFSAFP revives their famous "crossover cleanout and new reduction-gear starter" bi-weekly service special. He also wants to put his name on a case of b.r's before they're all snapped up.
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