Lean Burn Industries HQ: Agent 1080 hosts a top-secret black-tie eyes-only soiree to unveil Agent 100013's just-finished S.C.U.M. cruiser.
The President was, predictably, smitten, and gushed drunkenly over each detail, barely pausing to focus before being captivated by another faded dent, or a bit of hay caught in an oxidizing rocker molding.
100013's wheel / tire choice was, as usual, impeccable. The combo is led off up front with a classic set of no-name 15 x 7's mounting a pair of perfectly aged BFG's, white letters out and dirty. The hits keep coming as we row astern; what else but a pair of barnacle-encrusted 14 x 8 'Stone Classics and a couple of 195-70s could follow that act? Amazing work again, 100013.
Only one photo (above right) could be salvaged from the President's record of the evening, the rest being sufficiently blurry or obscene as to negate their usefulness to the Company.
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