CWMC Headquarters, Ab: All available agents are being petitioned for ideas to help stop the monstrous funding blowout that is currently threatening the entire Domestic Automobile Division. The President, apparently having lost a bet, is diverting huge wads of untraceable funds into his latest pet project in what can only be seen as a kamikaze financial assault on his own company.
The pile of rusty, smashed-up shit at the center of the controversy has been tentatively identified as some type of Plymouth automobile, to no one's surprise. This latest disaster has already been supplied a couple of mismatched doors from a Desoto, and is set to consume several better cars for parts as the black hole of irrational restorations achieves critical mass. Again.
ya 1080 here.....
ReplyDeleteI figure 2 weeks and about Three Hundred Bucks and you will have a Barry-J worthy collector car. Ive seen what mono foam and chicken wire can do. plus with the excellent "color match" spary bombs they sell at the napa all you need to do is paint the Desoto parts and bang your done. plus with a rebuilt 313 under the perfect flawless hood, its all money in the bank.............. great find.
Thanks for the tip, 1080. Agent 1000013 is mixing up a can of "faded rusty shit" as we speak. The Chicken Wire Division is hard at work on the structural issues. Looks like another easy Pebble Beach win for CWMC!
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