Cooking Lake, Ab: Lean Burn Technologies' annual car show and barbecue attracted entries from several agents, but in the end, the mortal remains of what was once a Plymouth Savoy belonging to none other than the President himself was voted "Western Canada's Worst Car" and shortlisted for the coveted "Worst Thing in the Known Universe" award, to be handed out on Wednesday, weather permitting.
Competition was fierce and the tension was palpable as votes were tallied, with the unbelievably wretched '68 Fury I 2-door post (6 cyl 3 speed stick!) and downright offensive grouping of Dodge Aspens garnering plenty of queasy looks and more than a few ballots.
The ensuing celebrations are best left un-retold. Suffice to say that there will definitely be a repeat of the event, but a couple of the cars won't be making the anniversary.The President wishes to convey his continued enthusiasm for getting wickedly baked and looking at shitty old cars.
Agent 1080 could not be reached for comment, having decided to finish the keg by himself the next afternoon.
I thought the chop job on the Cordoba was very inspired. That's just my opinion though.
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