Presidential Battle Cruiser#4, Monday 27 Sept: On a rare venture outside the CWMC Compound Monday, the President narrowly avoided diplomatic disaster when his beloved 8- track player puked out his equally dear copy of Convoy: Songs About Big Trucks and Nice Tits. The President, desperate to avoid another protocol* meltdown with several other Agents aboard, saved the day by switching to AM Gold and handing out a lot of joints to soften the mood.
Later,when asked to comment on the technology fiasco, the heavily sedated President replied "At least it wasn't the only known working copy of Caress of Steel." He then continued to warble in a nasal falsetto for several minutes while making elaborate air-drum-fills and just generally tripping out on how sweet Caress of Steel is.
Nevertheless, the technology failure has inspired the next CWMC touring exhibit: Great Delete Panels of the Cold War Era: A Retrospective. Monthly instalments to follow.
*{Vol.2;Sec.3 [Agent Cruiser Handbook] Ch. 4 V.14;re:factory sound systems (must be kept operational)/8/ff/shit/app.3:err##}
0311 in:
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, I just want to say THANK FUCKING GOD CARESS OF STEEL MADE IT THROUGH UNHARMED.
Second of all, I would like to add, thank fucking Gord Caress of Steel made it through unharmed.
Finally, and in conclusion, thank fuck that album made it through unharmed. Thank fuck.
0311 out.
Agent 1080's copy of "Convoy" shit out at about the same time in his virtually identical car. Weird.
ReplyDeleteMy copy of "convoy" is between Twp 520 Twp 512 left side of the ditch. If found please return to Lean Burn Tech. godbless
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